I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus.
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.
He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
Every time I see my vegetable girlfriend, my heart just beet faster.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me My wish would have far reaching consequences.
I tried making a machine that shoots bullets out of your fingers, but it shot out my spine instead.
Well, that back fired.
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
It was a typo.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"Some people have no guts."
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