You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!
What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about
the present, I didn’t get you one.
They say everything gets better with age.
You feta have a gouda birthday.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
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