What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Hey shawty, it’s sherbert day.
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
You are aged to perfection.
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus
It's the little things that count.
What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
More candles means a bigger wish!
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
It was my wife's birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.
Apparently it wasn't the Apple watch she wanted.
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
You know you’re getting old when…there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about
the present, I didn’t get you one.
Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
They say everything gets better with age.
Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
For my girlfriend's birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes...
It wasn't a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
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