I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Go to BabaMail
