What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no cure.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Go to BabaMail
