You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.