When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
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