Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
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