Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
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