Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
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