The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
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