What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
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