My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
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