Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
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