Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
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