Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
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