I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
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