My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Biology - It grows on you.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.