What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.