What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack