Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!