What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
