Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.