What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!