What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!