An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.