When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
