A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.