Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.