Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.