Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.