What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.