The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says “Choo Choo Choo!”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum? A chew-chew train.
How do locomotives hear? Through the engineers!
New electric trains will run on conductors.
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A LOCOmotive.
