Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
I've always wanted to become a podiatrist, but was made to train as a paediatrician first.
Baby steps.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.