If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
Why did the train have bubble gum? Because he wanted to go Choo Choo
I don’t want to drive you crazy, but I do have a loco-motive
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home? He had to give it back!
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
