What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home? He had to give it back!
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.
I can't help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since.
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
It’s a military coo.