Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.