If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.