Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.