How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.