Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.