Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.