Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!