How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
