There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.