What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.