How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".