Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.