How many insects do you need to make money from your rental property?
Ten-ants.
What do real estate agents have to be thankful for this year?
Lots.
The last buyer I worked with wasn’t that bright.
When I handed him an exclusive buyer agreement that said “sign here” at the bottom, instead of signing his name, he just wrote “Capricorn.”
What are the three things most important to bats about their local real estate?
Echolocation. Echolocation. Echolocation.
Why is it a bad idea to pick a fight with a real estate agent?
They can flip houses whenever they want!
The man who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.
How many realtors are needed to change a bulb?
Five. One to change, and four others to say they would have done it for a lower price.