What happens when you marry the best real estate agent in town?
He sells you the engagement ring.
Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent show the ocean-side mansion?
It was too current.
When it comes to board games about buying real estate, Hasbro has a monopoly…
Why did the mortgage broker always eat lunch by himself?
He was a loaner.
Why was a realtor amused by solving a house jigsaw puzzle in just five weeks?
The box read for 10-14 years!
Why do realtors not buy houses near stables?
Because they will always be worried about their next-door neigh-bors!
My realtor promised to give me a free abacus if he could close the deal.
I’m unsure whether to count on it or not.