Why did the mortgage broker always eat lunch by himself?
He was a loaner.
What does a house wear?
Address.
Why will you never see a realtor reading books?
Because books only have page numbers!
Did you hear the joke about the roof? I doubt you’d get it. It’s over your head.
Why would a real estate business never close down?
Since it’ll never be out of commission.
Why was the realtor in counseling?
He couldn’t get closure.
What did the realtor say to his wife?
"Speaking with you felt like buying a house for the first time - thrilling and nervous."