There are three things verbose realtors find most important:
Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion.
How many insects do you need to make money from your rental property?
Ten-ants.
What’s a real estate agent’s favorite song?
“For Lease Navidad.”
Why did the realtor open a bakery shop?
Because he was dealing in dough!
Why was the realtor in counseling?
He couldn’t get closure.
Why did an agent decide to hide his realtor license?
Because he wanted to be a secret agent.
What do real estate agents have to be thankful for this year?
Lots.