Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.