Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!