What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!