If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
