How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!