Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!