Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!