The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.