What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.