I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!