How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
