I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.