What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.