How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.