What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.