How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.