Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.