What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.