What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
