How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.