What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.