Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!