What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!