What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
