What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!