What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!