What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
