What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.