How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
