Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.