Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.