What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!