What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!