What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.