What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.