What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.