Kangaroo Puns

You will get a real kick from these wacky kangaroo puns.

Kangaroo Puns

What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.