What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.