What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.