The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.