Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.