Kangaroo Puns

You will get a real kick from these wacky kangaroo puns.

Kangaroo Puns

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.