What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I love when you coddle me.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.