Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Irish I had better jokes.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I love when you coddle me.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I’m feelin’ green.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.