St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
You’re my lucky charm.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I love when you coddle me.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.