Irish Puns

These Irish puns will have you Dublin up with laughter!

Irish Puns

Irish I had better jokes.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
You’re my lucky charm.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
I’m feelin’ green.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I love when you coddle me.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.